In the spirit of Eric Lippert's post, I wrote a small VB .NET program to search my own dasBlog web logs for Google's search terms. I found 767 references from Google. I will post the source code shortly.

Here are some of my favourites:

“What is a marriage license?”

I am number 12 on Google for this term.

Hmm. That's a tough one. Some would say that it is a license, issued by the government, to allow two people to get married. There may be a joke in there about marriage licenses and prison sentences, but I'm not going to go there.

Average 40 year old single woman in toronto has in savings

I'm number 52 on Google for this term.

That's a pretty specific request. I don't know that many 40-year-old women. Maybe one or two. And I don't have the nerve to ask them how much they have in savings, so you're going to have to do that yourself.

Donald Trump's toupee

Apparently, Donald does not wear one. He does his natural hair that way (although I am sure he colours it). Hey, it works for him, so who are we to even mention it?

Is Bill O'Reiley married?

Well, I believe the gentleman you are talking about spells his name O'Reilly. I tried to find out that information on the web, but Mr. O'Reilly keeps his private life very secret. However, I would not be surprised to learn that he has been married and divorced several times. From watching his successful television show a few times, one can see that he never lets anyone else win an argument, which from my experience, is the opposite what is required for a successful marriage.