I went to a birthday party yesterday, and guess what movie was playing on the TV? The Passion of the Christ. The party host downloaded it off the Internet. The room was full of devoted Catholics, almost in tears at seeing the last hours of Jesus. Mel Gibson did a masterful job.

Sadly, not many people appreciated it when I mentioned the eighth commandment, “Thou shalt not steal.” Someone should call Alanis Morissette. That's what I call ironic.