We love to turn people into heroes. Sports figures are popular people to turn into heroes. If you've ever watched the opening credits for Monday Night Football, you'll see this phenomenom in action. On every team, there are one or two key players, each of which have overcome some incredible tragedy in their life just to get to this very game which is the most important moment of their career so far. Of course, you could turn the story of my life (or your life, or anybody's life) into this same sad tale of being knocked down, and getting back up, and overcoming adversity, and proving the nay-sayers wrong.

Roger Clemens was one of the best pitchers in baseball. Headed for the hall of fame. He had a comfortable life ready for him in retirement, and could just ride off into the sunset with a good solid name in the publics mind. But not any more. He entered a fight he had no hope of winning. And lost.

It all started I think with BALCO. BALCO was a drug laboratory that sold performance enhancing drugs to some of the world's top athletes. The U.S. government came down hard on BALCO one day, mostly for tax reasons of course, and investigators found a gold mine of evidence including names of athletes. This became excellent fodder for the news media, and athletes such as Barry Bonds and Marion Jones got intense scrutiny. Jones lost 5 olympic medals because of the controversy. Bonds is currently charged with perjury for denying his involement and is awaiting trial. Bonds home-run king totals will forever have an asterisk next to it because most people believe he has been using steroids. And certainly if you see a 1990's picture of him next to a 2000's picture, you'll see that he does not even look like the same man physique wise.

The BALCO controversy, and the dozen or so big-name athletes caught up in it and ultimately destroyed by it, created a media frenzy over drug use in sport. Politicians in Congress aren't blind to the publicity of this, and called many athletes and trainers in to testify. One of these trainers accused Baseball great Roger Clemens of using steroids, claiming to have personally injected him. And what does Roger Clemens do?

He sues the guy for slander.

And now? His former team mate Andy Pettit says he also heard him talking about steroids. He's been called before congress a couple of times. And he's been linked to having illicit affairs with 3 women, including one who was only 15 years old when he met her. And he's apparently admitting to one or more of those affairs with a public apology today. And its not over for him, is it?

Poor Roger Clemens. May have never even used illegal drugs, but when you're fighting against the media, you're always going to lose. What are you going to do? How can you prove your innocence? You can't.

CNN and others reporting the Americans are planning to shoot down a satellite thats expected to fall from space.

The controversy they say is the debris it might cause, more chards of twisted metal falling to Earth. And whatever toxis chemicals is in those satellites. Poor fishes.

For me, the first thing that came to mind was "skeet shooting". The military is shooting down this thing as target practice. Yee haw!

A good excuse to roll out the latest technology used for "star wars missle defense system" and put it to work in the real world.

Last year I climbed the CN Tower (which means going up the 1776+ stairs).  I never really told the story of what happened, but basically it was a difficult mental and physical test. I had to take quite a few rest stops on the way up to catch my breath. In the end, I had a lousy time of 44:56. I am sure I can do better.

How bad is 45 minutes?

http://www.wwf.ca/HowYouCanHelp/CNTowerClimb/2007/results/resultsPublic-overall.txt

I finished 4023 out of 4222 total climbers. Or 1911 out of 1964 male climbers. Oh my god.

One thing that slowed me, I'm sure, was climbing all the way to the top with a partner. Now my climbing partner is in better shape than I am, but she had more difficulty as we got to the top whereas I wanted to keep going.

Two people climbing together is not just as slow as the slowest member, its a lot slower when one person wants to stop and the other person doesn't. I changes the momentum, turns what could have been 20 minutes of intensity into 40 minutes of alternating intesity and rest, which is a different workout. I'm sure we both could have done a lot better if we just met at the top.

I'm planning to do it again this year. But I will climb solo and do it in under 30 minutes.

My account is temporarily unavailable? Why just me? It'd be fine if their whole site was down for maintenance, but they're saying "my account" is not available. Facebook hates me.

The U.S. election process has always struck me as a bit odd. Not sure if I can entirely explain what's specifically wrong with it, but there are a few symptoms:

• A U.S. Presidential election lasts about 2 years (18 months of non stop campaigning by the candidates) for a term that only lasts 4 years.
• An unpopular second-term President is considered a lame duck, and not much work gets done for 2 years.
• The job "President" has very little responsibility, but is for some reason worth spending hundreds of millions of dollars on getting.
• A successful politician (a U.S. Senator, say) is always fundraising. Every week, every month, every year he is in office, he's also trying to raise money for the next campaign. If some of those Senators spent as much time focusing on passing good laws as they did on fundraising, the U.S. would be much better off.
• The national job of President is fought "state by state". And candidates routinely drop out of the race if they don't do well in Iowa and New Hampshire, of all places.

So why is this so messed up? That's harder to pinpoint.

I think the design of Presidential elections - the delegate process - is partly to blame. Let me ask you this - what would happen if you gave the candidates 60 days to campaign and that's it. And at the end of 60 days, you held one giant national primary to elect the party representitive? The person with the most votes represents the party at the Presidential election.

Hey, you can even give people second and third choices so that votes for unelected candidates get shifted to a more viable candidate instead of getting wasted. That would be more democratic than this one primary per week nonsense.

And hey, while we`re at it, 60 days after the nation primary, you hold the national election. Again, most votes determines the winner.

Well, two things would happen. For one, every person in the country involved in party politics would have a say in the candidate chosen. As it is now, the early states tend to pick the one or two choices for the rest. And the second thing is it would take a LOT less money to be a Presidential candidate. As it is, Clinton has already spent $40 million on her campaign, Obama $45 million, Romney $53 million, Giuliani $30 million, McCain $28 million... And how many states primaries have been held? 7. Yes, out of 50 states, 7 primaries are over and $200 million has already been spent!

The other thing to consider, is how little say people really do have in electing the President. One of the startling things to me was the Gore-Bush election in 2000. Bush beat Gore by winning Florida - we all know that. But the vote counting came down to one or two precincts in Florida a few hundred disputed votes. Hanging chads. What to do about votes who had only indented the voting card but not punch a hole into it? And that decided the election. A few hundred votes in 1 or 2 specific places in Florida. Why weren't votes in other states challenged and recounted? Because even a 100,000 vote difference in California doesn't matter, but a 100 vote difference in Florida does!

That was a close election. But there needs to be a better way to count these things such that recounts don't dramatically change the outcome. One vote per person.

I used to like Lou Dobbs. Years and years ago however. This was back when he did the nightly business report on CNN, before he left CNN to found Space.com and before he came back to CNN.

And then something happened. Not sure if it was around the time of September 11th, 2001. But Lou Dobbs decided to take a anti-immigration stand - and his opinions could be counted on to contain a certain amount of Xenophobia (fear of non-Americans bascially). Now he wouldn't say he's anti-immigrant, that he's in fact anti-illegal immigrant. But if you add together his proposals for a stronger border, a wall between the U.S. and Mexico, shipping the illegals back home (he's opposed to amnesty), against giving health care and drivers licenses to illegal immigrants already here, anti-free trade, anti-H1B visa program, anti-China trade, and on and on...

He's as protectionist as it comes most times, and most economists will tell you that protectionist policies are actually against America's best interests most times.

So anyways, one thing I like about Lou is that he's not shy to place the blame at the feet of politicians (of any political party) who are shirking their responsibilty in Washington. Today's column on the impending (and probably unstoppable) economic disaster, however, is spot-on.

Well done Lou. I rarely agree with you lately. But no one (in an election year at least) wants to stand up and say the politicians took their eye off the ball the last 3-4 years and now our economy is in big trouble. They all would prefer to delay the bad news (even if it makes it worse) til 2009 when the next President has been decided. That's all their interested in dealing with this year - partisan politics.

Apple just announced some interesting upgrades to the iPod Touch. Some new applications are now available for the iPod - including maps, email, weather, stock quotes, and a customizable home page. Unfortunately, the are planning to charge existing users $20 for the upgrade.

I don't think this is going to persuade people to stop hacking their iPods. Many of these applications already exist for the iPhone, and Apple is simply installing them on the iPod Touch as well. The binaries are identical, so they don't even need to recompile. It costs them nothing to do this - just add the applications into the iPod deployment package.

To an uninformed customer, like me I guess, it seems like they are simply trying to get another $20 from my pocket, for no discernable reason. It's not costing them $20 to develop and deliver these to me. It's just they've been holding them back from me. It's like a cover charge to a bar, where I've already paid $400 to be a member (to buy the iPod) and regularly pay for drinks (songs) anyways. So why this extra $20?

Add this to the already long list of reasons Apple is one of the most consumer unfriendly companies around. (With Sony of course.)

I wonder what a Zune is like?

It struck me the other day, as I was in my local Sony Store oogling the beautiful televisions, that I have mixed feelings towards Sony. I mostly hate them, but I do own all Sony stereo equipment, and when I redo my home theatre later this year it will probably be Sony as well.

Sony makes great products. No doubt, their products might cost more than the competition but you get what you pay for. You want the cheapest LCD around, buy Prima. But if you want something to show off to your friends and make them jealous, get a Sony.

But they are also one of the most consumer unfriendly companies around. While everyone has standardized on the SD flash memory format for cameras, Sony introduces the MemoryStick. So if I buy a Sony camera, I can't use all these cheap 2GB SD cards I have and instead have to buy expensive Sony-only cards. No thanks.

A few years ago I purchased a new camera, made by Konica Minolta. I liked that camera  a lot, except I lost the lens cap for it. Speaking with a camera store sales clerk some time later, I learned that Sony purchased some assets from Konica Minolta and that Konica Minolta would stop making cameras as a result. (So no, I could not buy a new lens cover for my camera.) Did Sony buy the Minolta technology just so that Minolta would get out of the camera business?

The lowlight was of course the famous (infamous) rootkit incident. Inserting a Sony Music CD into your computer actually modified Windows in such a way that made it easier for virus writers to hide viruses in your system. Inserting a music CD in your computer should not have to install software, let alone modify Windows. It should just play.

Sony was the company that brought the world BetaMax, and now they are the company behind Blu-Ray. I understand innovation, but I don't understand doing things to make life more difficult and confusing for your customers.

I suppose I should be thankful that Sony computers run Windows and not some proprietary operating system. I'm sure they would have done that if they could.

A CNN blogger at CES this year made the comment that Sony makes too many products.

"There will be 16 new Handycams, two new Walkman phones, a Blu-ray PC drive, a mainstream entry into the Alpha camera line, new Mylo models, some new Vaios, a bunch of new Bravias -- although I missed the exact number, apparently 10 of them are 1080p," Jongewaard said.

"How on earth can it be profitable to have this many different products?" she added.

That's another thing about Sony. They make something like 200,000 products. No exaggeration, it's that high. They seem a bit unfocused.